Confessions Of An Internet Retard

Hi. My name is Larry. I'm a computer retard. HI LARRY! Yes, I admit it. I know squat about using one of these things. Friends who are my age, or older, think I'm some sort of computer geek because I can burn cool music onto C.D.'s and that I actually am able to BLOG. These abilities are a smoke screen I use in order to cover up my ineptitude. I can complete these tasks because of the patient teachings of my nephew Ed, his wife Alana and my friend Amanda. I wasn't taught this stuff in school. It didn't exist when I was in school. I will continue at my snail pace until somebody shows me something new. What amazes me is that these people can show me how to do these tasks with out rolling their eyes. I would be screaming, running out of the room if the roles would be reversed. The grasshopper thanks you.