Can You Say I-N-C-O-M-P-E-T-A-N-T

You find yourself at a party, talking on the telephone with a friend or just having lunch with some co-workers when George W. Bush's name comes up. Your mind immediately fills up with examples of his goofs, gaffes, screw-ups and general incompetantcies. You need to get them all organized, so let's give it a try. 1. THE ECONOMY: When George first took residency at 1600 Pennsylvania, our country was experiencing it's first financial surpluss in years, thanks to Bill Clinton. We now have the largest deficit in American history - about 17 trillion dollars. Now we know it hasn't been going to health care, to help with adequately suppling our troops in Iraq or to education. Has George spent it all on bubble gum and base ball cards? 2. IRAQ: The reasons for our going there are un-clear, we are inadequately suppling our brave and courageous troups that are there and we really don't know what our mission is with being there. 3. STEM CELL RESEARCH: George's small minded, idiotic support base doesn't want us getting involved with such an Un-Godly procedure. Of course, George listens to them. I guess that God prefers disease and illness over medical break throughs making people's lives better. 4. DEATH: It's all right for George to sign the death warrants for thousands of inmates, but he just can't let go of a brain dead Florida woman whose husband has decided that it's long past due to pull the plug and end her suffering. 5. SOCIAL SECURITY: This program was begun more than 60 years ago so that older Americans would be able to have some independence and dignity in their later lives. It is going down the toilet and George doesn't have a plunger. Gee Grandma, I hope you like that cat food cook book I gave you for Christmas. You now have a start with your list.