Pass The Plate, I'll Empty My Pockets

Teresa Norris has been awarded a $2,000,000.00 judgement for the rape she suffered by a Minister at the church where she was a member. Now I know that being sexually assaulted by a member of the clergy is about as common as being mugged in a dark alley late at night by a crack head, but come on guys, stop it. You are supposed to be filling your parishoners with your twisted spiritual malarky, not with your covered body parts. Religious leaders now require more than sail boats, Armani suits and trips to Aruba. They need money for their legal defences too. So dig deep into your pockets and give until it hurts. Or until you get your brains back. God bless you.