One, Two, Three Strikes You're Out

A Pennsylvania Kid's Base Ball Coach has been charged with hiring a student to injure a fellow, mentally challenged team player in order to prevent him from being able to play in a game. I can just hear the conversation at the table in the school cafeteria the next day- Student #1: "My dad is a successful research scientist." Student #2: "My dad is a famous race car driver." Student #3: "My dad hired a guy to cripple a retard." And this year's Man Of The Year Award goes to........................