THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING

Attention people! There is NO virus out there named "Jesus Loves You" or "9/11 Relief Fund" that will render your computer into a pile of goo. One of my friends who got me my first computer gave me the best advice: "If you don't know who sent it, DON'T OPEN IT." You will not be getting $2.00 from the Red Cross for every e-mail you send that says you can get $2.00 for every e-mail you send. The FCC has not opened the flood gates allowing telemarketers to call your cell phone and rack up your minutes. There is no sick kid in Phoenix who anxiously awaits your heartfelt e-mail "Get Well" card. You are not going to be charged for each and every e-mail you get. You will not be getting eternal salvation by praying the Rosary and forwarding a prayer to 20 people in the next half hour. I gave up on eternal salvation by 1976. So to all the suckers out there who believe this crap - have a field day with it. Just stop sending it to me. Thank You