Larry's Dating Tip #4

So, you are ready to dive back into the dating pool. Well, strap on those water wings, the goggles and hold your breath. Here comes Dating Tip #4: You are NOT going to meet Mr. Right at a club, at church or through the inter-net. The guy you met at the club may provide for a fun evening, but you are not in for the plot of a Julia Roberts movie. Through church you will most likely be meeting a wierdo or a control freak. There's a chance you may be getting a mama's boy. Pray, don't prey. With meeting a guy through the internet all I can say is DANGER WIILL ROBINSON, DANGER. Nothing good can come of this. NOTHING. If you want to meet a guy, do the following steps. First put finding a man way out of your head. Next, catch a very bad cold. Put on no make-up, slap on some jeans and a sweat shirt and don't fix your hair. Go to the store to buy some cold medicine and voilla - a man on a white horse will be heading down the store isle. It's that simple. Be sure to send me a wedding invitation.