Larry's Dating Tip #6

Mama said there'd be days like this. Dating tip#6: Remember those words of wisdom that your mother used to impart on you? Those annoying, stick your finger down your throat, crappy bon mots that you heard over and over? "Once a cheater, always a cheater." "Men are like busses. Miss one and another will come along in 20 minutes." "You can fall in love with a rich man as easily as a poor one." Ad nausea. I hate to say this, but they usually were correct. And one more thing. Put the pill bottle away now. You are going to be saying them to your daughters too. Ah, the circle of life.