God Hates Louisiana

If the licence plates on your car have the term "Sportman's Paradise" on them, God has a bullet with your name on it. Forget about global warming, peak hurricance activity cycle or Governmental inactivity. You people of the gulf coast are heathens, therefore you people must suffer. The wrath of the almighty has begun because HE is pissed. Personally, I thought he would start his getting back at you activity in California, but I guess he is going to begin with you evil Mardi Gras folk. You should have invited him to one of your Crew Parties. Well, it's too late now. Work on your back stroke.