Splain It To Me Lucy

My niece asked if I would put a musical collection together to be played at her up-coming wedding reception. No prob. I thought that it would be a nice touch to include various songs that are the favorites of assorted couples in our family. I asked what was her and her fiancee's song. "We don't have one," was her reply. I asked the same question of her brother and his wife and got the same answer. What is her parent's song? Ditto. Heterosexual couples absolutely confuse me. They can watch "The Jerry Springer Show," N.A.S.C.A.R. races, go to church and have Tupper Ware parties, yet they can't take the time to come up with just one song to call their own. I guess it's like "Gay Republicans" or "Jews For Hitler." It just don't make sense. I always thought that every couple had "their song." I guess that it's guess again.