NASCAR Is Going Gay

NASCAR, that haven for high testosterone, low I.Q. southern males is getting a little light in the loafers. Sponsored by such traditionally masculine products as "Budweiser" and "Skoal," a new name is now blazed across the hood of one of it's participant's automobiles. "Fruitis." The name alone screams "YOU GO GIRL." So put on your pink wife-beater and your high heeled Nikes. If you are cute enough, they may let you hang out with the pit crew. VROOM-VROOM.