Don't Rain Man On My Parade

Dear Tom Cruise: I wanted to let you know how much I have enjoyed many of your movie performances over the years. You held your own with Dustin Hoffman in "Rain Man." Your role in "Magnolia" may have been small, but it was wonderful. And the dance sequence that you did in your underwear in "Risky Business" will go down in movie history. I also want to wish you luck with your upcoming nuptuals - they say that the third time is a charm. As a side thought, your first wife and I share the same birthday. Now what I want to know is, what the Hell was with that interview you gave to Matt Lauer on "The Today Show?" You were annoying, patronizing and down right obnoxious, and they have replayed it on many of the assorted news shows by the way. You studied about anti-psychotic medications, so now you are an expert? There are people who have researched the subject their whole careers and there are still unanswered questions on the issue. Making such blanket statements as you did is arrogant at best. Thank you for your know it all expertice on the subject. Watch out for the flying rice.