Sunday, June 26, 2005

Ya, Ya, Ya

Ole, a farmer from Wisconsin, heard about a good deal on a cow owned by a farmer in Minnesota, so he got into his truck to go check it out. Well, the cow looked good, the price was good, so now Ole wanted to know how well the cow produced milk. He reached under the cow and squeezed one of it's teats. The cow farted. A bit startled, Ole squeezed another of it's teats and once again the cow flatulated. Well, everything else was fine so Ole bought the cow, loaded it on his truck and headed back to his farm in Wisconsin. Once he put the cow in his barn, Ole called his neighbor Sven over to see his new purchase. After taking a look at the cow, Ole told Sven to squeeze one of it's teats. Once again, the cow farted. Without batting an eye, Sven said, "This cow is from Minnesota." A bit surprised, Ole said, "'Ya, but how did 'ja know dat? Sven said, "Cuz my wife's from Minnesota."

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