A Penny Saved

Last week I decided to take some economic saving steps in my life. I was paying for two internet servers, so I cancelled one. By signing on for an additional two years with my cell phone provider, I could save some money on that bill. The monies I saved could pay for three drinks or two movie outings. Call the Treasury Department. Last month, I entered some on-line raffles. I won squat, but for a little while I could fantisize about the prizes U.P.S. would be delivering to my door. The one I had the most fun thinking about was a raffle held by Comedy Central. The prize was the sofa briefly used on "The Daily Show." An assortment of guests sat on that prized sofa being raffled off. I wanted to have a homoSEXUAL experience in the same spot that Newt Gingrich once sat. Time for me to click my heels and return to Earth.