Pat Is Pissed Because God Is Pissed

When you sign over your Social Security check to Pat Robertson's 700 Club, rest assured it's going to good use. Like paying for that astranomical phone bill for all those calls he makes to God. Acording to Pat, the citizens of Dover, Pennsylvania have really pissed off the "G" man BIG TIME. They voted members of the local school board out of office because they wanted "Intelligent Design" taught in place of that Evolution malarkey. Pat said that the hurricanes that struck Florida were because of people allowing the flying of a gay flag, that the hurricane that struck New Orleans was because of all of the debauchery that goes on there and when an Earthquake struck California a few years back, it was because of all that filthy pornography they produce there. I wonder what's in store for the people of Dover? I know. He's going to make it really, really cold up there the next few months and have white flakes fall from the sky. That will show those heathens not to mess with him or Pat.