Spank That Bible

Christianity wants us to believe that there is an invisible man in the sky who watches us 24 / 7. Nothing gets past the G-Man and in order to keep us informed of his rules, he provided us with a list of 10 commandments which we must adhere to. Violation of his rules will put us in a place filled with heat, fire and suffering for all eternity. Personally, I always felt that Hell was a gay bar filled with music, dancing and liquor and populated by a bunch of beautiful people. Oh yeah, I musn't forget, he needs us to keep on giving him a butt-load of money.