I Must Be Out Of Graphite

I always considered myself to be a hip, with it, cutting edge sort of guy. Guess again. My friend Feleshia told me about her interview last month on cable television by a "T-Girl." Huh? I thought that meant Marlo Thomas. Last night my friend Lucie called me and told me about her boyfriend's "Wet Test." For the three people out there - besides me - who aren't sure what that means, just think about it for a bit. I'm going to go watch my "Matlock" reruns and then switch over to "The Weather Channel."