Make My Milk Homo-genized

No longer satisfied with numerous gay themed movie nominations at this year's Academy Awards, homosexuals are spanning out to yet another staple in your neighborhood - the corner grocery store. So pull that big fat thing out of your pants - no, not THAT you sicko. I'm talking about your wallet - and get ready to shell out all those three dollar bills. We're taking over the grocery stores one isle at a time. We are starting with the cereal section and proceding all the way through fresh fruits. Get ready for some new names on those boxes. Yes, "Fruit Loops" have been around for years, but we want more. New cereal names to hit the shelves soon will be "Special-Gay" and "Capote-Meal." It stays crunchy in milk as well as "In Cold Blood." We're here, we're queer, we're taking your money, get used to it. I'll let you know of our next move after the next meeting.