Do Not Pass Go

Vice Pesident Dick Cheney's recent hunting "accident" underlines the fact that Americans do not have the intelligence or responsibility to posess these symbolic phallic symbols of destruction. Since taking these toys away from these immature and incapable of posessing owners is pretty much impossible, other measures must be taken. If you are convicted of injuring or killing a person with a gun, you should never be able to see the light of day again. Ditto if you use one to commit an infraction of the law or violate any of the regulations imposed on you. Be careful not to drop the soap in the shower durung your long stay. A zero tolerance stance needs to be taken immediately.