Bang, Bang..............You're Dead

I've decided to take a brief break from my last several BLOG postings once I found it neccessary to delete an entry in which I compared George Bush's actions to those of Adolph Hitler, Pol Pot and Idi Amin. Instead, I will take on a kinder, gentler, safer topic. Hand guns. Yeah, sure - safer topic my ass. Yes, hand guns are Constitutionaly protected entities and the people into these toys of destruction are more fervent on this subject than members of The Nation Of Islam are about their religion. It does confuse me a bit since a dildo will provide the same effect for these people, and it's safer and cheaper. But we are dealing with people who post bumper stickers and wear tee-shirts that say that the only way you will take away their guns is if you pry them from their cold, dead fingers. They are beginning to make people who hold vigils outside of comatose women's hospital rooms look normal. Good luck trying to take away these psudo metal phallic symbols from these people. Instead, I have a better idea and it's right to own protection is not even mentioned in the Constitution. Let them keep their toys of psychological masterbation and just outlaw the bullets. That way they can keep their toys and nobody gets hurt. Besides, it's a whole lot more practical. You will never irradicate the gun problem, but we can stop the posession of bullets in our generation. Case closed.