Relax, Don't Do It

There are some personal codes of conduct that are not covered in Emily Post's Book Of Ediquette. I will be more than happy to share my knowledge and personal experiences regarding some of these issues. I will add to this list as they come to mind or I remember personal occurances with some of these social mishaps. 1. Never comment on a woman's pregnancy unless you know for a fact that she is pregnant. Violation of this rule usually occurs when you are in a "no excape" situation. Like on line in a crowded bank or when you just began business with a new client. 2. Never call a crack ho a crack ho. 'Nuff said. 3. When confronted with the last slice of pizza at a social event, don't take it. You will be getting nasty stares from people for the remainder of the evening. 4. If you are in a committed relationship with another person, bottom line is......DON'T MESS AROUND. If you are a person who lacks any self control and still decides to behave in such a dispicable manner, do not perform the act with a friend, relative or co-worker of your definitely better half. Why I waste my breath on this one puzzles me because you are going to go ahead with it any way. More to come.