This May Sound A Bit C-A-R-A-Z-E-E

I just had an off the wall, wild idea. Why don't these FREAK-A-ZOIDS that I refer to do some thing CONSTRUCTIVE? Volunteer some time to help out an over worked, under paid teacher in his or her class room? Visit some people at a retirement home? Donate blood? Pick up some trash on the interstate? I know that this would require them to crawl out of our collective butts, leave their homes from under the rocks where they reside. But they could do some thing other than torment a brain dead woman, protest at funerals or take target practice out on doctors. I know, I know................I'm just thinking like a crazy person.