Erin Go Brah

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone. Celebrations and parades will be held all over the world. Even Scooter Libby is recognizing the day. He can be seen around Washington D.C. wearing his button that says "Pardon Me, I'm Irish."

Julie Newmar, Move Over

A slight, nostalgic smile appeared on my face after seeing the news report about the Plano ( a community just north of Dallas ) woman who had 75 cats and kittens removed from her home by animal control officers. See, it's been some time since I've heard a good "cat lady" story. It was a kinder, gentler time in America. Hell, I love crazy, cat lady stories.

Can You Say OVERKILL?

What nornally should have been a 30 second blurb on the news has turned into a total media circus. The death and ensuing legal manueverings regarding Anna Nicole Smith has forced me to seek out "Leave It To Beaver" reruns on the television. The behavior of ALL parties involved in this matter should have embarrassed them so much that they find it necessary to move to a remote Pacific Island. By far, the most deplorable behavior of all was by Judge Larry Seidlan - an embarrassement to himself, his family, his ancestors and to the entire legal community. It almost makes me want to change my first name.

Not A Bird, Not A Plane

An asteroid over 400 miles in width is expected to hit the Earth in the year 2036. I'll long be worm food by then, but George Bush still isn't sitting on his hands over this matter. He has feverishly been trying to reach Superman.

"Little Miss Sunshine"

If you have yet to see it, may I suggest renting "Little Miss Sunshine." No, it's not "Shindler's List," but a very entertaining film that really promotes family values at it's core. Besides, there are scenes that made me laugh my ass off.

Just Say No

Juveniles cannot vote because they lack the maturity to be afforded the privilege. Convicted felons cannot vote because of their past behavior. Denial of voting privileges needs to include Evangelicals for both reasons. You can throw in their stupidity and bigotry for good measure. If not for them George would not be residing at 1600 Pennsylvania.

God Is Truely A Miracle Worker

Last week Ted Haggard announced that after only three weeks of intense therapy, he is cured of his homosexuality. PRAISE JESUS! He is now ready to return to his Ministry. My guess is that his Neiman Marcus bill is due.

Say Cheese

There is now a web site where you can view a block of cheese age and grow mold. Hey, if I wanted to watch something get old and moldy, I'd just stare into a mirror.

Baby You're A Rich Man

The list of men claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby is now longer than the list of men NOT making a claim. Gee, I miss the diaper wearing, psycho Astronaught story.

I'm B-a-a-a-a-a-a-c-k

After months of not making a post on my BLOG, I have returned to the fold. I have received dozens of inquiries wondering what has happened. O.K., four people wanted to know where I've been. Some guy named Mike in Florida just was hoping I had died. Gee, those N.R.A. people are touchie.

That's My Perrogative

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have decided to put an end to their often tummultuous relationship. They think that it's time to start dating other crackheads.

United We Stand............Divided We Fall

This television season has contestants on "Survivor" pitted against each other with teams divided based on race. T.V. has not seen this kind of racial divicivness since "The View." I am proud to say that I watch neither one.

Survey Said..........

A recent survey at Baylor University said that 91% of Americans believe in God. The survey also said that 18% believe in The Loch Ness Monster. Anybody want to buy a bridge?