Quiz Time

What is the longest word that you can create only using letters from the top row of your typewriter's keyboard? Hmmmmm? The word is "typewriter." By the way, nobody can lick their elbow. Bet you tried to do it.

King For A Day

A panel appearing on "The Larry King Show" was posed the question "What motivates people to commit terrorist acts?" Easy. They think they have some divine obligation to do so. Also, they're nuts.

Sound Advice

If you plan on breaking your hip in the future, cut the toe nails on the disabled foot beforehand.

Fit As A Fiddle

George Bush passed his yearly physical exam with flying colors. I doubt he will do as well on the mental.

Say It Ain't So Joe

Senator Joseph Lieberman of Conneticut lost his bid for the Democratic nomination to retain his seat. Many attribute the loss to his support of our involvement in the war in Iraq. The photo of him playing kissy-face with George Bush at the State Of The Union Address didn't help either. Instead of accepting his loss,he has decided to jump the party line and enter the general election as an Independant. Well, shoot me in the foot. Either his intelligence went out the window or his ego has blown off the roof. We won't be hearing about Joe for long.