Friday, July 28, 2006

Words Of Wisdom From Mark Steven

Never sleep with someone on the first date. That is unless they are very attractive and you don't think there will be a second date.

America's Vast Wasteland

Due to current circumstances, I have found a temporary increase in my television viewing. Jeez. Apparently "The Jerry Springer Show" isn't enough for some people. They are spreading out to new venues. One of the newer entries is a show called "America's Got Talent." They forgot to put a question mark at the title's end. I only viewed one episode, but the show's winning talent was a girl who yoddled and an annoying teenage harmonica player. The latest show promos has a rap singing Grandma getting a nod to go into the finals. Senior Wences and Tiny Tim live.